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Edition: Penguin
Date of issue: 2007
ISBN: 0141322977
ISBN 13: 9780141322971
The author of the book: E.B. White
Language: English
Format files: PDF
The size of the: 919 KB

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This is the funniest shit, I swear. The humor in this book is surreal. The cob has me in stitches with his over-the-top florid speeches, but it's the little details that kill me. Like how nobody goes crazy when a bird learns how to read and write "catastrophe." Or like when Louis spends the night at the Ritz, he goes to take a shower and he draws the curtain. HE DRAWS THE CURTAIN. I'm like, LOUIS, YOU ARE A SWAN. You've been naked since the day you were hatched, and all the millions of times you've bathed, you've never had to draw no curtains and suddenly, when you're alone in a hotel bathroom, you get bashful. HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT CURTAIN-DRAWING. You really have to admire Louis' dedication to his music. How many of you would mutilate your own feet so that you would play an instrument? Well, hopefully none, because humans don't use their feet to play anything except maybe footsie or foot bongo. But Louis is so hardcore, he's like, OH ARE YOU DONE OPERATING WITHOUT ANESTHETICS UPON MY BODY BECAUSE I FELT NO PAIN, SIR, 'TWAS BUT A PRICK.

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Ebook The Trumpet Of The Swan read Online! Elwyn Brooks White was a leading American essayist, author, humorist, poet and literary stylist and author of such beloved children's classics as Charlotte's Web, Stuart Little, and The Trumpet of the Swan. He graduated from Cornell University in 1921 and, five or six years later, joined the staff of The New Yorker magazine. He authored over seventeen books of prose and poetry and was elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters in 1973.

White always said that he found writing difficult and bad for one's disposition.

Mr. White has won countless awards, including the 1971 National Medal for Literature and the Laura Ingalls Wilder Medal, which commended him for making “a substantial and lasting contribution to literature for children.”

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